black bodybuilders & musclemen
Let's say you and I were hanging out watching TV and it was hot in the room. I come out in just my underwear while you're sitting on the couch in shorts and t-shirt. I notice you staring at me while the game is on. So I catch you lookin over at me. You look back to the TV. So I sit up on the arm of the couch where you can clearly see me - a little elevated, on purpose. But I say, "Damn, these soft couch seats make my butt sore!" And I start loosening the underwear around my butt, playing with the waistband, raising it and lowering it. You can't help but stare. I catch you. "N**ga, what you lookin at???" You're all flustered, like, "What do you mean. I was just makin sure you were comfortable on that couch arm. Whatever." I'm like, "Fuck dat. You lookin at me. You LOOKIN AT ME! Whatchu want?" You're like, "Nothin dude." I'm like, "N**ga come here," I take your hand and put it on my pec. "Feel this!" You start to pull away. "Fuckit, I said, FEEL THIS." And I grab some nearby oil on the table, put it in your hands. "RUB IT IN, boy! Rub it, so my nipples feel it. Rub it. Rub my fuckin pecs with both your fuckin hands like you mean it, n**ga! Yeah, and get my abs too!"
Okay, so how many of you have hard-ons now? Dope!